Stephen lets out a big sigh while watching TV
Me: What is it?
S: Sometimes i'm just blown away by America and all the things it has
S: How do you eat pumpkin pie?
Me: with a fork and your mouth?? I'm confused by this question.
S: Dads going out for Black Eyed Friday today back home
Me: Like our Black Friday?
S: You guys have Black Friday and we have Black Eyed Friday
Me: Because people get black eyes during the shopping sale madness?
S: No, it's where everyone goes out and gets drunk and gets in fights.
Talking with my family one night
Me: We were going to name Charlie, Doug, but Stephens accent makes it sound like Dog.
S: No it doesn't. The Dog Doug Dug a hole.
Me: there was literally no difference between how you said those three words.
S: I just found out what Cherry Coke was.
Me: what do you mean?
S: I didn't know you could make cherry coke with coke and grenadine. I though that it was just a brand of coke that you can only get in a can. And a roy rogers is cherry coke. I felt real stupid.
Our clothes sat in the washer too long before being put in the dryer, so they dried with that weird mildew smell (I don't know who could have possibly let that happen...)
S: Babe, you can't sleep in that, it stinks so bad.
M: Fiiiiine...i'll change
S: Thats like me taking a big curler on your pillow
Me: A big what? Whats a curler??
S: A big poop
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