The Bachelor...I know...I know...

Okay,

so this is my first time ever doing a post on the bachelor,

but someone on twitter mentioned me doing a recap post,

and Bridget (who usually does posts on the bachelor/ette is out of town)

so I feel obligated to go for it.

I also have nothing better to write about currently...

lets just call it what it is.

Ashley H:

She got cut. duh. Did anyone else notice how her accent changed from when she was talking one on one with Sean to when she did her "i just got cut" interview? I thought she was a weirdo.

Ashley P.

She got cut also. shocker. Her 50 Shades of Gray stunt made her look like a total nut job. It might have worked better on Brad's season. He seems like he would be into a little S&M. I digress. When she got drunk and tripped down the step? I totally laughed out loud. Then her little bit at the very end of the show? Hilarious. She is at least crazy in a funny way.

Ashlee.

With two E's. She is one of my picks to go far, and that is not just because the previews suggest that. But seriously, only in America is a professional organizer a job. I think she might be a little crazy and OCD, but who isn't? I like her the best...so far.

Sarah.

I like her. When she was sitting on the couch waiting for alone time with Sean and feeling insecure because she has one arm...I just wanted to reach through the screen and hug her. I doubt she will be one of the ones at the end though.

Desiree.

I liked her dress. It reminded me of the Jenny Packham one Kate Middleton wore in teal, but girlfriend needs help with those bangs. Her whiiinnnyyy voice during her one on one with Sean started to feel like nails on a chalkboard, but she doesn't do it all of the time, so i'll let it slide. She will go far, until her boyfriend/hired actor (who is not nearly as hot as Sean) shows up to whisk her off. Seriously? Where did they find that guy? 

Lindsay.

She will forever be known as the girl who wore a wedding dress on the first night of the Bachelor with Sean Lowe...and got hammered and tried to make out with him. I literally wanted the ground to swallow me up during that whole drunken "dance with me and lets make out even though we just met and I am wearing a wedding dress and smell like booze" scene. Can't believe she got a rose after that.

Lesley.

I find her boring.

Robyn.

I actually almost died from second hand awkwardness when she came in doing a back flip in her Rent The Runway Badgley Mischka dress and then totally ate it. 

Tierra.

So all of the previews suggest she is going to turn into a Courtney (from Ben's season) type lunatic. Not gonna lie though, I would have totally given her the first impression rose too. She has fooled me so far into thinking she is wonderful.

Kristy.

"I am a Ford model" who says that?? You can say you are a model, but who names their agency as part of the job title? No one. Except her. Maybe I am out of the loop and girls are doing that now, but probably not. 

Taryn.

Girlfriend is definitely going to probably opt to leave on her on accord, most likely in tears, because it's all just "too much" for her and she "didn't realize" because she has "never watched a season." BS.

Kacie B.

Suuurrpprriiiseee. She is back. I like how she came in thinking she had this in the bag, and then didn't get a rose until the ceremony part when half of the girls got one during the cocktail hour (changing things up already Sean...how dramatic of you). I still like her, but I don't think she is going to get the final rose/ring. 

There are other women but none of them stood out enough to me yet.

I find the Bachelor so much more entertaining than the Bachelorette,

probably because the dynamic between a bunch of women is always so much more dramatic and entertaining.

Thoughts?

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