1. I discovered the trick to staying warm in freezing cold temperatures whilst wearing only a dress, tights, and a coat:
Wear 6 inch platform heels.
I exerted so much muscle strength to keep myself up-right that I actually felt warm.
I now understand how these british girls who go out at night in the winter only wearing a mini dress and heels don't freeze...
they wear super high heels that they can barely walk in...
(well and they probably consume a lot of alcohol)
2. This dress is totally backless.
You cant really tell,
but the opening goes all the way down to just above my butt.
no bra could be worn....
But seriously, did not even matter.
This dress managed to hold my ladies in like whoa,
and keep them up-right.
moral of the story,
my ladies and myself remained up right despite the odds.