Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Sick



I am sick,
and on lady time.
Worst combination in life ever.

And for whatever reason I am having the worst time with tampons.
It's like im 13 all over again standing in my pink bedroom with a mirror between my legs, crying for my mom to help me.


shudder.


I would kill for some Nyquil
(spoken like a true american)
and am obviously not fit to blog right now
(read above statement about tampons)

So I will see you in a couple of days.
Pray for Stephen.

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  1. I hope you get better soon! But you're right, they are the worse combinations that you can get!

    I've got you some cyber chocolate to make you feel better and a cyber hug :)


    Lauren,
    Fashionswirls.blogspot.com

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  2. I'd offer to send you some Nyquil...but I think you'll be better and have forgotten all about your illness by the time you get it. Hope you feel better soon!

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  3. Aww, that is the worst combination- feel better soon!!

    xo Kayla

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  4. feel better! You and I are on the same boat unfortunately (well, minus the lady time, thankfully for me) :( I don't know what I would do without Nyquil :(

    AND DUDE. I always have trouble with tampons. ALWAYS. I am a child.

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  5. hahaha tmi? never. in fact. i'm also on my lady time. i think that solidifies our friendship.

    anyways, nyquil is the very best. however! i saw a commercial the other day for zzz-quil its made by nyquil but its just used to knock you out so you can sleep! yayyy so now i can stop taking nyquil illegally to sleep when i'm not sick. ok byeeeee

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  6. oh no worst combination ever--hope you feel better soon.

    and i am fighting a cold and trying to con myself into thinking that nothing is wrong and that it will disappear--i think i am fighting a losing battle.

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  7. Can I tell you that just this weekend I had a flash back to the first time I tried to use tampons and I remember how bad it hurt/ridiculous I was.

    And you're sick!? That is bs. If it is any consolation at all, I had too much of a Sunday Funday and my TMJ flared up so I spent all night doing the vomit. It was the best. And by best I mean worst effing thing ever.

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  8. I hope you feel better soon!

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  9. at least your lady time and being sick didnt steal your lady like manners. hahaha feel better girl!

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  10. OMG the tampon comment seriously made me laugh out loud. I think you are completely fit for blogging :)

    Hope you feel better soon! Lady time and sick! No bueno!

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  11. Feel better dear. One thing I love about you is that you always see the humor, in like every situation :)

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  15. Acetaminophen (325 mg/15 mL) (pain reliever/fever reducer)
    Dextromethorphan (15 mg/15 mL) (cough suppressant)
    Doxylamine succinate (6.25 mg/15 mL) (antihistamine/hypnotic)

    Those are the active ingredients of Nyquil. I used to think it was a magic potion only found in american but it's not. It's just the combo of the three together. If I can find those three in the ghetto third world... I bet you can find them up there in civilization.

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  16. The fact that you just talked about tampons is awesome.

    I was going to say why I love you, but some lady said it before me :(

    Anyway, *virtualhug*

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  17. That's some pretty solid tampon imagery.

    Hope you feel better soon!

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  18. The heck. I've tried to leave this comment 42 nd. Half times.

    I always get crazy sick during lady time. Like, the shakes, dizziness, headaches and that thing you are super scared of.

    I use liquor.

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  19. Oh I always have horrendous lady time. Hope you feel better soon!!

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  20. Your no-holds-barred bodily function sharing cracks me up, even when I'm trying to feel bad for you!
    Hope things turn around, and soon!

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  21. i wont even rub it in your face that somehow the lady time gods have smiled upon me and havent cursed me for over a year! (no babies.. no cancers.. no wrongs, just oddly lucky, i guess)...


    and now i've just imagined poor stephen's face as he walks in on you having issues...

    that guy man, he's a keeper (;

    but in all seriousness, i am very sorry you are sick- that shit aint fun for nobody. drink lots of water and lay your ass on the couch/bed for a few days (and dont move- milk it princess, it's the only thing that TRULY works for sickness- rest)...

    the tampon thing, i cannot give such sound advice for, though. best of luck to your vagina, my friend.

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  22. feel better! even sick you're still hysterical.

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  23. what a terrible combination. :( now's the time to curl up in a blanket on the couch and watch Olympics or read, and let it pass...

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  24. Maybe if you borrow my teacher voice (super bi*%hy ya know) and tell those tampons to do their job, they'll listen!
    either way, Hugs + Drugs

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  25. I love your boldness! I would love to post something like that on my blog, but sometimes I worry that I'd be going too far. But then I read it on yours and I'm all like YESSS!!! I LOVE HER!

    xo,
    Amanda @ Pretty Little Things

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  26. 1. Good luck!

    2. Diva cup. Just try it, they're way better than tampons!

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  27. That sounds awful! "Pray for Stephen"-at least you haven't lost your sense of humour in such a time of dire illness? Hope you feel better soon, and uh have some more luck with the tampons.

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  29. oh no, feel better soon!!

    http://christawaldrop.blogspot.com/

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  31. Thank you for reminding me of being 13 and in that same situation. Shudder, indeed.

    Get better soon!!

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  32. Thats the worst! Feel better soon doll!

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  33. I never have trouble using tampons, but Mr Grey's silver balls just fall right out too, remember? So, what does that tell you. Yeah. That's rhetorical question.

    Please feel better soon!

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  34. And I'm not signed into the right account, but I'm pretty sure you'll know which Jenni this is. ;P

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  35. Oh man, do I feel your pain or what. Misery, utter misery. Hang in there! xoxo

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  37. Oh love! I am so sorry! Hope you are well. Praying for you, Stephen, and his grandmother. Love to you. You know if I had your address I would have a case load of nyquil at your door right now. So sorry.

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  38. I hope you feel better soon. :(

    http://shannonhearts.blogspot.com/

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  39. Over Share: I broke up with tampons and got on the DivaCup train about a year ago and haven't looked back. I'd recommend it to everyone :) Hope you get to feeling better soon!! http://divacup.com/

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  40. 1. I hope you feel better soon. :)

    2. Even while your not feeling good... you literally made me laugh our loud with your writing.

    Get well soon.

    -Jenn

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  41. Tampons suck. So awkward. Ughh I'm fighting off a cold too..feel better.

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  42. i'll be praying that the forces of kotex and european-versions of nyquil be with you. i recommend european-version-of-benaddryl for Stephen...that way this whole experience is just a big blur.

    feel better!

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  43. Feel better. Right now! Sending you love.

    <3 Daryl
    Roots, Wings & Other Things.

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  44. so last week as I read this I thought "gah, that really sucks! I hope she feels better!" and then went off to work.
    well, the next day, I started feeling sick (flu-i-used-to-get-without-fail-every-year-during-midterms sick). and then I went on vacation, and then two days ago I got my lady times (or as I like to call it, shark week). It reaaaallllllyyy sucks. And I *have* nyquil (and dayquil!).

    the only thing making it better is vacation-amounts of ice cream. and the pity party I hold daily inside my head ;)
    get well soon!

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