It Happened One Night

im just going to keep recycling the same pictures of stephen and I..

Guys....

something happened last night.

It all started off so innocently..

Stephen and I had just finished watching the documentary "Paradise Lost: Purgatory"

(okay so maybe that's not the definition of innocent..)

But I digress..

Stephen was at his computer, while I blogged away from my laptop in bed, which also happens to be my office.

jealous?

When a puff of air escaped from below...

It was supposed to be quiet..

but my body tricked me..

and it made a noise..

I froze.

Stephen froze.

It was the first time since we start dating almost a year ago,

that this had happened.

Then Stephen started hysterically laughing, naturally.

Because the idea of girls pooping and farting is, of course, the funniest thing in the whole world.

And up until this point i had convinced him i dont do either..

i'm a lady.

And then I did what I always do when i get really embarrassed.

I cry and laugh at the same time.

Not the most normal emotional reaction,

but a reaction nontheless.

So,

I think our relationship is probably over.

Sharing this story on my public blog is less embarrassing.

Clearly.