Warning: This post contains accidental inappropriate language. viewer discretion is advised.
(you know things are getting serious over here when i have to start putting warning labels on my blog)
S: do you think you're going to be Moses and part the red sea today?
S: you know, get your lady time..
Me: I don't even know how to respond to that..
S: That would be a good Tampon name...
S: Moses Tampons
Me: I wouldn't suggest trying to market that
S: :::laughs out loud::::
S: your brother spelled St Patty's day wrong on facebook
Me: really? how did he spell it?
Me: uhm. that's not wrong?
S: are you serious?
S: it's P-A-D-D-Y
Me: but his name is Patrick...
Me: err...so Patty is short for Patrick?
S: Patty is short for Patricia..Patrick comes from the Gaelic Paedrig
S: you should tell everyone
Me: It would be impossible for me to tell the entire united states of America..sorry.
:::::watching the new American TV show Awake, woman says she just found her sons old soccer cleat::
S: What was that she said?
S: She found his what?
Me: oh, his soccer cleat
S: What is that?
Me: its like a type of shoe that people wear for sports like soccer or football..it has those things at the bottom that dig into the dirt ground so they don't slip or whatever (obviously this is the exact definition)
S: oh a football boot
Me: sure. we call it a cleat.
S: hm clit. weird.
Me: no....that is NOT right..
Me: glad we cleared this up prior to our visit to the US.
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