Sh*t girls say, boys say, they dont say, say.

Okay,

So i know the Sh*t girls says sensation has probably been seen by most of you..

if you haven't seen it

stop where you are right now and go 

here and here

It must be an American girl thing

because Stephen laughed so hard (too hard),

and i think found some peace in knowing I'm not the only girl

who eats chips like a horse,

and goes "I know right?!" all.of.the.time.

And i have also said "ice cream makes me cough"

and the occasional "hot cheetos make me cough"

which they do!

I digress

I LOVE this Sh*t Nobody says video..

It makes me laugh out loud every time..

as far as sh*t you will never hear me say?

please tell me about the dreams you had last night

i miss my co-pay

lets take the stairs instead of the elevator

I love listening to you talk about your dreams of becoming an actor (clearly this is for people who live/once lived in LA)

ill have the side of vegetables instead of fries

race you up the stairs!

pale is the new tan

lets never get a place with a dishwasher again

i miss public transportation

buses are cool

i miss my pager

constipation is overrated

i cant wait to have a baby turn me into a human slow cooker

hold the mayo

i wish i could pull off being a hipster