Tribeca

grocery store hat, Michael Kors coat, infinity scarf c/o beeTa

you want our babies.

the glory realm.

that seems like a normal size for an omelette

british bacon=less fat. I just don't understand its purpose.

So I mentioned in this post about this NYC style diner placed in Glasgow Scotland's west end.
Then I got a question from a fellow blogger asking me how the food was,
and I was like, handtoforehead, duh. The food is obviously the most important part.
I think I failed to mention it though, because it was a bit disappointing.
But then I was like no, NO, American diner, I'm not letting you go down without a fight just because you don't have actual American style bacon.
Although that does give you a major slap in the face (not on wrist) because bacon is our number one food group. 

obviously.


But, I decided though I needed to go back a second time to give a proper report,
so naturally I sent Stephen a fb message while he was at work saying:

“we need to go back to tribeca and eat because i need to do another blog post dedicated to my feelings about the food there. so its purely work related and not at all about how I'm hungry and want to sit under the American flag again”

So this morning we went back and I ordered the FIVE egg omelette with a bagel and cream cheese (instead of the toast that came with it..clearly the bagel is the better option) AND a side of hashed browns. 

The English waitress looked at me like i was crazy, until she realized what my accent was, and then she was like “oh, alright.”

She didn't say that, but I could tell she thought it.

Stephen got the Eggs Benedict..anything with hollandaise sauce on it should be safe.

 Tribeca totally redeemed itself today, if not on portion size alone.

That omelette is the size of my head.

Do not get the french toast unless you want three giant slabs of doughnuts. Or the big breakfast with eggs, sausage, british bacon, tomato's, mushrooms, hashed browns and toast..

unless you're British.

Then we went and got ice cream cones.

because this is America.