This is how you know you are dating someone from America; Southern California to be exact..
me: what do you do with the dog in the winter?
S: I don't know what your asking
me: do you take it to doggy daycare?
S: a kennel?
me: no, a 3000sqft daycare facility fully equipped with jungle gyms, toys, cameras so you can watch them from your warm home, and report cards at the end of the day.
S: you walk the dog in the winter.
me: I don't understand.
me: can we drive to the grocery store?
S: no babe
S: because it is down the street
me: your point?
:in grocery store:
me: i need crackers
S: what are crackers? like biscuits*?
me: i am too hungry to try and come up with another word for cracker, take me to the crunchy food.
::in movie theatre::
me: where are the butter pumps?
me: the pumps that pump out melted butter for the popcorn
S: that is wrong. You can only get salted or sweet here.
me: what is this place??
S: we need to get another veg for dinner
me: but your making chicken and broccoli casserole..
S: ya i know. but we need another veg for the side..
me: but there is veg IN the dish..
S: you have to have more then one veg with your meal.
me: what is that?
S: fajita seasoning
me: but is says BBQ on it..
S: ya its BBQ fajita seasoning..
me: that is not right. not right at all.