me: i want an icrecream cake for my birthday please
S: whats an icecream cake?
me: haha. funny.
S: no really. what is it?
me: it’s an ice cream cake....
S: ive never seen one..
me: its a cake with ice cream like inbetween the slices, instead of frosting or whatever. basically magic in your mouth.
S: we dont have those.
me: then you better take me home to america for my birthday.
S: what is peppermint bark?
me: I dont understand that question
S: seriously...what is it?
me: a chocolate candy that Santa Clause makes in the north pole. obviously.
me: what are you doing?
S: making a sandwhich
me: ........with what?
me: you are putting fries on a bun...?
me: and you judge me for having one vegetable with dinner? really??
S: everyone is skin right now
me: everyone has skin?
S: no everyone is skin
me: did you know skin is the largest organ? Grey’s Anatomy told me.
S: no babe, everyone IS skin..it means tight for cash.
me: then why dont you just say that?
:::talking about christmas gifts::::
S: no thats too dear.
me: i dont think it is.
me: ya..i mean its cute..but not too cute..
me: I dont think something can be too cute to buy ya know? you can never be too cute.
S: that is not what too dear means...
S: it means too expensive
me: oh. totally.
S: i saved these for you, because i know they are your favorite part
m: saved what for me?
S: the crispy fat part of the bacon
m: i feel so known.
S: cheese puffs and hot cheetos arnt bad, but regular cheetos are not nice
me: you watch your mouth
me: say it
S: no pet.
S: no. its not even right. its southern irish. im from the north.
me: oh pleasee say it.
S: sigh. fine.
S: top of the mornin to ya!
:::comes out of bathroom:::
S: I filled her to the throat!
me: I dont fully know what that means, but im pretty sure its disgusting.
*chips=friessee part I here