me: i want an icrecream cake for my birthday please
S: whats an icecream cake?
me: haha. funny.
S: no really. what is it?
me: it’s an ice cream cake....
S: ive never seen one..
me: its a cake with ice cream like inbetween the slices, instead of frosting or whatever. basically magic in your mouth.
S: we dont have those.
me: then you better take me home to america for my birthday.
::whilst pinteresting:::
S: what is peppermint bark?
me: I dont understand that question
S: seriously...what is it?
me: a chocolate candy that Santa Clause makes in the north pole. obviously.
me: what are you doing?
S: making a sandwhich
me: ........with what?
S: Chips*
me: you are putting fries on a bun...?
S: yes
me: and you judge me for having one vegetable with dinner? really??
S: everyone is skin right now
me: everyone has skin?
S: no everyone is skin
me: did you know skin is the largest organ? Grey’s Anatomy told me.
S: no babe, everyone IS skin..it means tight for cash.
me: then why dont you just say that?
:::talking about christmas gifts::::
S: no thats too dear.
me: i dont think it is.
S: really?
me: ya..i mean its cute..but not too cute..
S: what?
me: I dont think something can be too cute to buy ya know? you can never be too cute.
S: that is not what too dear means...
me: ..............
S: it means too expensive
me: oh. totally.
:::at breakfast:::
S: i saved these for you, because i know they are your favorite part
m: saved what for me?
S: the crispy fat part of the bacon
m: i feel so known.
S: cheese puffs and hot cheetos arnt bad, but regular cheetos are not nice
me: you watch your mouth
me: say it
S: no pet.
me: pleaaasee
S: no. its not even right. its southern irish. im from the north.
me: oh pleasee say it.
S: sigh. fine.
me: yes!
S: top of the mornin to ya!
me: hehehehehe
:::comes out of bathroom:::
S: I filled her to the throat!
me: I dont fully know what that means, but im pretty sure its disgusting.
*chips=fries
see part I here
hahaha I absolutely love this
ReplyDeleteThese conversations crack me up! Love it.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this! I can't wait for part 3...there better be a part 3. This literally made my morning though!
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Hahaha this really cracks me up. You two are adorable! :D
ReplyDeleteOh my, I live for these!!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more with the other commenters. I could read a whole BOOK of these! Thanks for brightening my morning :)
ReplyDeleteI love these posts, too cute!
ReplyDeletei just snorted while laughing at my desk. amazing. so glad you're spreading the joy of cheetos, ice cream cakes, and bacon across the globe.
ReplyDeleteJust going to sit here at my desk all day, leave this window open, and look at it anytime someone starts to piss me off. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteI think he meant "skint" ;)
ReplyDeleteThis post made me lol, and I never type lol
LOL! i had so many of these conversations with my irish/english friends during study abroad. the laughs never end!
ReplyDeletep.s. at times i think, "how can i be with someone who doesn't know what half the things i eat and love are? he doesn't even know what a s'more is!" haha!
Cute as always! Saw your guest post on Dreamers Daze today too. Great photos!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was a fly on your wall. That would be so fun! :) I love how happy you are Megan! It makes me smile! Can't wait to come visit you...you know...when you guys decide to make this official and all! ;) I'll be there doing an American WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP with my fist in the air! Haha. Ok. Done.
ReplyDeleteLove reading these conversations! and i have heard of that "sandwich" the chip butty, elk! some place in nyc offers it and my mouth fell open when i read that on the menu.
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hahaha meg i love these :) yall are so cute. i love steven! i mean saving the crispy part of his bacon. SOULMATES.
ReplyDeletepps i love that he calls you pet!!
Love this! That's too funny.
ReplyDeletethank you.
ReplyDeleteand i am pretty sure i would make him say top of the mornin to ya every day.
have you found the pot of gold yet?
Note to self: stop reading Megan's blog at work because the incessant laughter is always unprofessional.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I meet an Irish man, the first thing I always ask is for him to say "Top of the mornin' to ya." That's not weird or anything....
omg, can you please find me a scottish boyfriend? PLEASE!?
ReplyDeleteplease tell me he says, "aye"
ReplyDeletehahah these are my absolute fave. I totally would have asked him to say 'top of the mornin' to ya' as well
ReplyDeletelove it.
@Ami- oh aye. he does. (yes,he does)
ReplyDeletehaha these made me laugh. I'm from the UK too. I'm living in Seoul and work with lots of Americans so I go through conversations like this everyday.
ReplyDeleteI think my blog must be full of british expressions that the rest of the world don't understand. ooops.
I think he was saying skint too instead of skin. But it's funny either way!
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I would have died with the "top of the mornin to ya!" Love it!
ReplyDeleteoh my god these are fantastic.
ReplyDeletekeep 'em comin...
oh this is too good. but i'm still shocked and mildly appalled ice cream cakes don't exist internationally. isn't that like the equivalent to crimes against humanity or something?
ReplyDeleteCupcakesOMG!
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ReplyDeleteThese are becoming my favorite! Hilarious as usual. I'm trying to think of other fun phrases you can make him say... I'm sure I will come up with something.
ReplyDeletebahahahahaha thank you thank you thank you 1. for being you 2. finding someone to match you and 3. sharing these
ReplyDeleteI was tempted to ask a hot Aussie customer the other day to say "shrimp on the barbie," but realized that might hurt my sale.
P.S. I can't turn my head without seeing peppermint bark these days.
those crazy irish with their fancy words. dear? skin? i don't understand. but the last one is gross. at least you got a classy irishman... ;)
ReplyDeleteLove these! Too cute/funny!
ReplyDeleteoh. my. word.
ReplyDeleteThis is potentially one of my favorite posts of yours ever. Especially the 'top o' the morning' one. Priceless.
Fun fact: My family is from Poland and when they say "no" it's our version of "um...duh." I've been speaking Polish all my life but I've only just realized why people seem to be arguing with me about stupid crap. But your confusion is funnier than mine is. Jealous.
am officially craving cheetos, ice cream cake and peppermint bark. thanks ;)
ReplyDeletealso the fries on a sandwich routine is a classic. have you ever tried chips on a sandwich? i can personally recommend pb&j w/doritos. yum yum yum.
oh my goodness I am dying! This is too cute!
ReplyDeletehahaha, amazing.
ReplyDeleteI read the conversations from part I to my boyfriend and he legitimately laughed at them. He's going to love these ones.
Thanks for sharing and please keep them coming! :)
I love these conversations. You could seriously write a book just filled with these little quips. I'd buy it.
ReplyDeletePS - I'll get that ad to you this evening. I have one ready but I'm thinking about changing it up!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Top of the mornin'! That just cracked me up. I love these conversations.
ReplyDeleteHe saved the fatty bacon part for you. That is love.
I know everyone else has already said it, but I absolutely love these conversations
ReplyDeleteI LOVE these posts! They crack me up; keep them coming!
ReplyDeleteI love these conversation posts! I use to live in Germany and it reminds me so much of the conversations I would have with my friends and boyfriends. I wish I had wrote more of them down. And I also understand your deep need for Cheetos. Mine was Mountain Dew. No one could come see me with out bringing a six pack with them on the plane.
ReplyDeleteI also once took a bike, a train, and then a subway to get to a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Munich. It was totally worth it. Love your blog!
ok when I first say that pic I thought he was proposing to you.
ReplyDeletedamn letdown!
"then why don't you just say that" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I am so using the filled her to the throat bit.
bahahahahhaha hysterical.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of the episode in Glee where Britney thinks her families Irish exchange student is a leprechaun and can grant her 3 wishes.
Not that I watch Glee or anything..
I laughed so hard at the second to last conversation.
ReplyDeleteYou two are just too cute together.
Wish my husband was Irish.
And how do they not have Ice Cream Cakes and Candy bark. Seriously, that isn't right.
Growing up I always got a DQ Ice Cream Cake. It has no cake in it, just ice cream and caramel and crunchy stuff, and chocolate. That's divine.
I don't think "filled her to the throat" needs an explanation hahaha. Hilarious.
ReplyDeletehaha you guys are the best. i misssss you x
ReplyDeletebahaha, I loved these! Totally cracked up at the skin one!
ReplyDeleteBtw, Sam at Fitness Food and Faith made an ice cream cake awhile back...just pass that on to him and tell him to make it happen. ;)
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HA! That's it... I need an Irish boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteThis brought me such amusement this afternoon! hehe :)
ReplyDeleteI almost spit my water out at the last one. My mind immediately went farrrr into the gutter.
ReplyDeleteAnd I slightly gagged with the filled her to the throat comment. Just kidding. It takes WAY more than a toilet of urine to make me vomit!! Ha. I love these. Can conversations please be your posts every single day?!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love these.
ReplyDeleteThose conversations are actually very similar to the ones I might have with husband. He speaks Canadian French, and I speak French French. Those are definitely two different languages ;)
Bisous!
Cracks me up... once the husband realized what an ice cream cake was here in the states, he begged for one for his birthday!! Yours just needs to try one! ha!
ReplyDeleteOh, and the chip buddy... so strange!! :)
I LOVE these posts! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteThis is AMAZING hahaha totally love it! Being in an American & British relationship, I agreed with all of that. Yes, a chip butty (fries in a sandwich) is the best! Whitney now loves it. Did he say skin or skint? Because skint is being broke..
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Lol so funny! i LOVE ice cream cake! def my fav!
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LoL oh Megan my love- you always bring a smile to my face! I love hearing about your adventures and your conversations with your hot irish lad. This is one my favorite posts. If you email me your address I'll be sure to send you some cheetohs :) Top of the mornin to ya! ;)
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Hahahahah omg you guys are TOO cute!! This was highly entertaining and pretty much the most adorable thing I've ever read :)
ReplyDeleteYou always make me crack up with these. Tell S that he sure knows what's good when it comes to putting "chips" in sandwich... I always do that! hehehe
ReplyDeleteYou always make me crack up with these. Tell S that he sure knows what's good when it comes to putting "chips" in sandwich... I always do that! hehehe
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. these posts need to occur on a regular basis (:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm preeeeetty sure I need to come live in Scotland and have your man set me up with his friends.
ReplyDeleteYep.
this is my favorite. and so are you. how does he not know what ice cream cake is!?! that baffles my mind.
ReplyDeletethis is so funny.
ReplyDeleteand i'm pretty sure that picture up thur looks like he's just proposed and you're all "my ring! it's so beautiful! yes, stephen!"
i like the cheetos one. i'm partial to saying, "you watch your mouth" to people.
this is so amazing. each one is better than the last!! you could seriously write a book full of these..you could call it "i don't understand that question." ;) thanks for making me laugh today!
ReplyDeletexoxo
("pet" might be the cutest nickname ever."
This had me literally laughing out loud. I was reading it with my mom and grandma in the room and I had to share some of them. They were laughing just as hard :)
ReplyDeleteWow! I love these, I was even telling the family about my friend(they dont understand I follow people's blogs, so I just tell them my friend) and her Scottish man candy (ok not those words) and your conversations, they were laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteYou need to record him talking for us so we can get the full effect
!!!! PLEASE!!!!
the last one...
ReplyDeletestory of my life.
My husband is British and does the same thing with *chips. He calls those sandwiches a chip buttie - cause it's on a buttered piece of bread. I've tried and it's pretty dang delicious.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! My favorite is your conversation about Christmas gifts lol! The language barrier seems to make your relationship more interesting! I want me some more conversations posts! :-D
ReplyDeleteHa, this is great. I have a British co-worker and I need translations regularly... :)
ReplyDeleteI want to laugh so hard so badly but I cannot seem to get past the somber reality that there are no iceceam cakes where you are...
ReplyDeleteHahah that last one...man oh man y'all have the best convos!
ReplyDeleteCan we turn these convos into vlogs? Just so the rest of us can swoon over your man's accent? Please and thank you :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! If only I could sit in and actually hear these conversations. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI have access to ice cream cakes in North Yorkshire... Carvel, even :)
ReplyDeleteAnd chips on a sandwich make more sense once you've had fries on a gyro in Greece- delicious!!
bahah I love this. Also, I'm pretty sure I'd make him say "top of the mornin' to ya" ALL the time! hahaha
ReplyDeletetop of the mornin' to ya. love it.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That last one made me laugh out loud. I really hope this is becoming a regular feature! :)
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, makes me laugh! I'm married to a Brit living in TX. We still have conversations like that. By the way, Chip Butties are awesome (love a French fry sandwich with butter) yumm!
ReplyDeleteI am SO skin right now it's not even funny!
ReplyDelete"Grey's Anatomy told me" is literally a phrase that has come out of my mouth. Reasons why you're my favorite!! :)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that you got your boy to say 'top of the mornin' to ya' LOVE!!!! Also, the fact that he calls you pet makes me want to make my boy spend a year in Ireland just to pick up the lingo and accent!! (and then he could take me with him, and we could have crazy Americans in Ireland adventures!! :))
Thanks for making me smile!!! Love these!!!
ReplyDeleteahh, someone beat me to it. It's totally "skint" lol
ReplyDelete(I only know that from a Gilmore Girls scene)
oh and my boyfriend totally puts french fries, I mean, chips on his burgers.
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This made me laugh so much because I never really thought about how we have different sayings to the US. Well I knew but never thought there were so many...
ReplyDelete{Love your blog by the way.}
This is too funny. I think we need a video of some of these conversations. And to hear that accent of course...
ReplyDeleteI really love your conversations - they encompass so many great and funny topics!
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The top of the morning to you thing literally made me laugh out loud, waking up my sleeping husband in the process.
ReplyDeleteI laugh because I would have done the EXACT same thing.
hahahah.
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR.
This tickled my fancy quite well...
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that is a european phrase right?
ha ha
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I think you two are adorable just so ya know. You guys are... too dear??
Haha! I love this. You must do more! You need to bring that boy to America STAT, He needs to have peppermint bark and an ice cream cake in his future!
ReplyDeleteI love when you do these posts! they are the best!
ReplyDeleteHehe I think he might have said 'everyone is skint' :) And we DO have ice cream cake in Ireland. He has not lived haha
ReplyDeletehahahahaha ohhh man these conversations made me laugh out loud. haha
ReplyDeleteThank you! your posts make me giggle, and that doesnt happen very often.
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