I am currently holding and reserving spots for January Sponsorship
I know January is a couple months away..
but with the Holidays around the corner,
It seemed best to get organized early..
Ad spaces are limited
so if you are interested in becoming a Sponsor
shoot me an email with a link to your blog and we can talk shop..
or blog..
or blog shop..
You can click the "contact" tab above to send me a direct e mail.
Or if you just want to chat, have any questions, a story to entertain me with, you can do that too.
I mean, whatever you want.
and for your weekend pleasure,
I leave you with this..
a poem I wrote on behalf of my pimple..
Charlie.
I had a little pimple
I called him charlie red
I played about his body
and I squeezed about his head
but charlie never cried out
or bothered to complain
he just kept getting bigger
and redder every day
now charlies been here five whole days
and doesn't plan to leave
but i will change his foolish mind
with one great wholesome squeeze
so I pinch my fingers tightly
the pain is blinding me
until charlies milk white head erupts
into a bloody sea
I played about his body
and I squeezed about his head
but charlie never cried out
or bothered to complain
he just kept getting bigger
and redder every day
now charlies been here five whole days
and doesn't plan to leave
but i will change his foolish mind
with one great wholesome squeeze
so I pinch my fingers tightly
the pain is blinding me
until charlies milk white head erupts
into a bloody sea
I had a little pimple
I called him charlie red
I played about his body
and I squeezed about his head
now charlie doesn't cry out
or bother to complain
for alas...
poor charlies dead.
and I squeezed about his head
now charlie doesn't cry out
or bother to complain
for alas...
poor charlies dead.





count me in for sponsoring, send me info stat.
ReplyDeleterip charlie. you won't be missed.
I'd love to get some sponsorship info! Count me in too.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Charlie has decided to spend the weekend with me...Bummer.
the poem is so disgusting and icky its fantastic. you are seriously a born writer ;)
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ReplyDeleteHahahaha, that poem is at the same time repulsive and hilarious. I really want to bring it into my poetry class and make my pretentious professor read it.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, yesterday in class he made me read- out loud- the lines of Ginsberg's "Howl" that say 'f***ed in the a**' and 'endless supply of balls.'
Yup, that happened.
I didn't know I could turn so red.
-Becca
www.whatbeesaid.blogspot.com
Quite possibly the best poem I've ever read. And all I can think of with the name Charlie is that YouTube video with the little boy named Charlie. "Ouch Charlie! That really hurt!"
ReplyDeletethat poem should probably be published!
ReplyDeleteMegan, this is the most disgusting AND hilariously awesome thing I've ever read. Thanks for the morning LOL. :P
ReplyDeletebahahaha that poem made me both gag and laugh loudly. Two key ingredients to an amazing poem.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that poem is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm following you now, not just because of the poem but that is quite a big part, not going to lie!
I'm actually from England (currently living in Seoul though). Take a look at my blog if you get chance :)
Amelia x
http://iwasanuglyduckling.blogspot.com
LMAO...
ReplyDeleteYup. That about sums up what I want to say. :)
That poem is both disgusting and hilarious! Hahaha. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteWow. That poem....just wow. :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha your poem is genius. And way too true.
ReplyDeletehahah I just fell on the floor laughing about this charlie poem!
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Officially the best poem I have ever read (out of probably about 9;-)) You need to get that stuff published in a smart person book.
ReplyDeleteI love your poem!! It sounds like something you read in a Shel Silverstein poem. (author of Where the Sidewalk Ends), and it's relatable! Makes it even better. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet (and sadistic) poem for a pimple lol! Hilarious and just pure genius! :-)
ReplyDeleteahh... I'd need an agent to publish the book that would hold the poems about the pimples I have, have had and will continue to have until my face remembers it's NOT 16 ANYMORE!!! I'd say I feel bad for you, but one pimple, named CHarlie no less, on that pretty face.... well, sorry that doesn't cut it for me. hilariously well written poem however :)
ReplyDeletebahaha poor charlie!!
ReplyDeletethat poem is a work of art. gross but awesome all the same :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I have no words, just lots of laughter. Lol.
ReplyDelete♥Abbey
Along Abbey Road
what a lovely poem to start out the weekend. :]
ReplyDeleteThat is the grossest thing I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteThis came out more gross than I imagined it would.
ReplyDeleteThat. Is. Sick!
ReplyDeleteBut none the less entertaining.
:-)
I'm not even worried about how gross that was. The poetic mastery makes up for it.
ReplyDeleteGood riddance Chuck.
Probably the most disgusting and hilarious poem I've ever read! :)
ReplyDeletetotally confused as to why you didn't major in creative writing. your poem is genius. could you write one for my back spasms?
ReplyDeleteLet's be best friends, please. I'm sitting here laughing out loud at your poem. Glad to know I'm not the only one who would totally write something like that. You are a comedic poet genius.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh wowza. True poet right there! (:
ReplyDeletei just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
ReplyDeleteyour poem is sheer genius! love it!!!!!
ReplyDeletealso, --interested in sponsoring so let me know about that. :)
So gross...and hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou are seriously a talented poet. I'm thinking Dr. Seuss-like future.
ReplyDeleteWow.
I'm literally speechless.
:)
I think the brand Depends should be a sponsor since you almost make me pee from laughter.
ReplyDeleteHi lovely, are you still accepting sponsors? Shoot me an e-mail if you are please! ha ha love your pimple poem. That's just awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm just stopping by new blogs today and thought id say hello. We should be receiving some snow today in the Lancaster Pennsylvania area which will be the first time since 1972 that it has snowed this early in fall. Richard from the Amish community of Lebanon Pennsylvania.
ReplyDeleteThe words of a true poet. A genius, really.
ReplyDeleteToo Cute!!!!! Love love your poem!
ReplyDeleteI was laughing so hard and showing my boyfriend!
That poem is amazing and disgusting all at the same time. I'm thoroughly impressed.
ReplyDeleteThat has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have read. . .BUT it was random, different, and intriguing enough to make me your newest follower ;-)
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