Friday, October 28, 2011

January



I am currently holding and reserving spots for January Sponsorship
I know January is a couple months away..
but with the Holidays around the corner,
It seemed best to get organized early..


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I mean, whatever you want.


and for your weekend pleasure,
I leave you with this..
a poem I wrote on behalf of my pimple..
Charlie.

I had a little pimple
I called him charlie red
I played about his body
and I squeezed about his head
but charlie never cried out
or bothered to complain
he just kept getting bigger
and redder every day
now charlies been here five whole days
and doesn't plan to leave
but i will change his foolish mind
with one great wholesome squeeze
so I pinch my fingers tightly
the pain is blinding me
until charlies milk white head erupts
into a bloody sea
 
I had a little pimple
I called him charlie red
I played about his body
and I squeezed about his head
now charlie doesn't cry out
or bother to complain
for alas...
poor charlies dead.

42 comments:

  1. count me in for sponsoring, send me info stat.

    rip charlie. you won't be missed.

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  2. I'd love to get some sponsorship info! Count me in too.

    And I think Charlie has decided to spend the weekend with me...Bummer.

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  3. the poem is so disgusting and icky its fantastic. you are seriously a born writer ;)
    annie/WEMAKEPLANS

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  5. Hahahaha, that poem is at the same time repulsive and hilarious. I really want to bring it into my poetry class and make my pretentious professor read it.

    After all, yesterday in class he made me read- out loud- the lines of Ginsberg's "Howl" that say 'f***ed in the a**' and 'endless supply of balls.'

    Yup, that happened.

    I didn't know I could turn so red.

    -Becca

    www.whatbeesaid.blogspot.com

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  6. Quite possibly the best poem I've ever read. And all I can think of with the name Charlie is that YouTube video with the little boy named Charlie. "Ouch Charlie! That really hurt!"

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  7. that poem should probably be published!

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  8. Megan, this is the most disgusting AND hilariously awesome thing I've ever read. Thanks for the morning LOL. :P

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  9. bahahaha that poem made me both gag and laugh loudly. Two key ingredients to an amazing poem.

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  10. Hahaha, that poem is awesome.

    I'm following you now, not just because of the poem but that is quite a big part, not going to lie!

    I'm actually from England (currently living in Seoul though). Take a look at my blog if you get chance :)

    Amelia x
    http://iwasanuglyduckling.blogspot.com

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  11. LMAO...

    Yup. That about sums up what I want to say. :)

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  12. That poem is both disgusting and hilarious! Hahaha. Too funny!

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  13. Hahahaha your poem is genius. And way too true.

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  14. hahah I just fell on the floor laughing about this charlie poem!
    xx
    z

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  15. Officially the best poem I have ever read (out of probably about 9;-)) You need to get that stuff published in a smart person book.

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  16. I love your poem!! It sounds like something you read in a Shel Silverstein poem. (author of Where the Sidewalk Ends), and it's relatable! Makes it even better. :)

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  17. What a sweet (and sadistic) poem for a pimple lol! Hilarious and just pure genius! :-)

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  18. ahh... I'd need an agent to publish the book that would hold the poems about the pimples I have, have had and will continue to have until my face remembers it's NOT 16 ANYMORE!!! I'd say I feel bad for you, but one pimple, named CHarlie no less, on that pretty face.... well, sorry that doesn't cut it for me. hilariously well written poem however :)

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  19. that poem is a work of art. gross but awesome all the same :)

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  20. Hahahaha. I have no words, just lots of laughter. Lol.

    ♥Abbey
    Along Abbey Road

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  21. what a lovely poem to start out the weekend. :]

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  22. That is the grossest thing I have ever read.

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  23. This came out more gross than I imagined it would.

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  24. That. Is. Sick!

    But none the less entertaining.

    :-)

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  25. I'm not even worried about how gross that was. The poetic mastery makes up for it.

    Good riddance Chuck.

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  26. Probably the most disgusting and hilarious poem I've ever read! :)

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  27. totally confused as to why you didn't major in creative writing. your poem is genius. could you write one for my back spasms?

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  28. Let's be best friends, please. I'm sitting here laughing out loud at your poem. Glad to know I'm not the only one who would totally write something like that. You are a comedic poet genius.

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  29. Ohhhh wowza. True poet right there! (:

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  30. i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  31. your poem is sheer genius! love it!!!!!

    also, --interested in sponsoring so let me know about that. :)

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  32. You are seriously a talented poet. I'm thinking Dr. Seuss-like future.
    Wow.
    I'm literally speechless.
    :)

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  33. I think the brand Depends should be a sponsor since you almost make me pee from laughter.

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  34. Hi lovely, are you still accepting sponsors? Shoot me an e-mail if you are please! ha ha love your pimple poem. That's just awesome.

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  35. I'm just stopping by new blogs today and thought id say hello. We should be receiving some snow today in the Lancaster Pennsylvania area which will be the first time since 1972 that it has snowed this early in fall. Richard from the Amish community of Lebanon Pennsylvania.

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  36. The words of a true poet. A genius, really.

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  37. Too Cute!!!!! Love love your poem!
    I was laughing so hard and showing my boyfriend!

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  38. That poem is amazing and disgusting all at the same time. I'm thoroughly impressed.

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  39. That has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have read. . .BUT it was random, different, and intriguing enough to make me your newest follower ;-)

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