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| Sweater/Jumper: Zara; Blouse: Zara; Jeans: JBrand; Leather Jacket: H&M; boots: I forget; Jumping teddy bear: Dog |
Irish man candy and I went for a wee dander (see what I did there?) around the new neighborhood
We took his brothers Dog, Mable, along.
Mable's poor puddy* is all swollen and protruding because she thinks she is preggers
but she isnt.
She hasn't even had the sexy time.
Immaculate conception maybe?
Jesus's dog's puppies?
It could happen.
I'm glad my vulva didn't come out whenever I thought I was pregnant.
Imagine squatting on the grass to pee?
eep.
tickle.
That would be awkward.
*puddy: vagina
i'm glad i have a boy dog. except that the lipstick makes an appearance. way too much.
ReplyDeletei always tell him to walk it off.
he can't help that he's such a stud.
Love the pictures and this post was HILARIOUS! So funny
ReplyDeleteI inappropriately giggled at this post while at work. Poor puppy!
ReplyDeletehahaha love the jumping dog photo!
ReplyDeletethat doggie is SO Scottish. i LOVE it. which is a big step for me, since i don't really like girl dogs. it's the nipples. they just freak me out
ReplyDeleteScotland is so pretty! And the dog is soooo adorable. Despite, um, the issues.
ReplyDeletethis post was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteScotland is so pretty! And the dog is adorable. Despite, um, the issues.
ReplyDeleteYou never disappoint in making my day so much more awesome. and awkward. YOU look stunning and I am seriously jealous of your neighborhood...I need to talk to the husband stat about how WE can move to Scotland.
ReplyDeleteits soo pretty there ! do you plan on coming back to the states?
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I always ALWAYS look forward to your posts. I have too many LOL moments and sometimes it's a bit embarrassing, but I don't care. Why the heck are you so funny?! It's too much for me to handle!
ReplyDeleteYou KILL ME, with laughter of course. I'm so using puddy in place of vagina from here on out.
ReplyDeleteMable is so cute...preggers or not and all!
ReplyDeleteYay for Scotland and Irish man candy lol
Bahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteThe expression "puddy in his hands" takes on a whole new meaning now.
Ooooooh, I'm still laughing.
ReplyDeleteIt looks GORGEOUS there. Ugh, jealous, get me out of Oklahoma!
Mable really looks like a teddy bear and it makes me sort of sad that she thinks she is pregnant. I am also relieved that nothing swells when I think I'm pregnant. Does bloating count though? Cause then I am pregnant every time I eat ice cream.
Gorgeous pictures, I'm so happy for you! Plus Mable is the same kind of dog my parents have, love love love!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! xD You really crack me up. And Mable is very cute though!
ReplyDeleteAlso, wow, I am loving that place, reallllly want to come live with you and Irish man candy now ^.^ x
wow.
ReplyDeletewell, i'm coming to scotland. end of story.
ReplyDeleteBAHHH! yes. juno jesus babies everywhere. o too funny :) xo
ReplyDeleteWow. I've got to add Scotland to my must see list.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteand im diggin the h&m leather.
HAHA her puddy?! i'm so calling it that from now on.
ReplyDeletescotland looks SO much like boston.
marissa @ the boot
Hahaha you crack me up :)
ReplyDeleteI love that you live in Scotland now. Believe it or not, I've never been. And I have no excuse: I live in Paris and my dad works for an airline company. Shame on me. I've always wanted to, though!
Also, I love that you picked up some UK slang ;)
Bisous!
yes! I am loving all the Scotland vocab. I visited for about 3 days, and it took me about a week to get rid of the accent i had developed while there. it's so distinct and so wonderful!!!
ReplyDeleteYou will be pleased to know that I just snorted laughing at this post. It's so ladylike. I feel like I'm ready to start the day now.
ReplyDeleteMegan, I am laughing so hard tears came to my eyes. You. are. AWESOME.
ReplyDeletelove the jumping teddy bear dog & awww poor thing
ReplyDeletei'm trying so hard not to laugh since it hurts from being sick. what a great way to start my morning.
ReplyDeleteas for scotland... when can i visit!? :] so beautiful.
You just said (wrote) the word vulva. This is why I follow. And read! By the way I was on vacation when you introduced your new bf. He's dreamy! You guys are super cute!
ReplyDeleteHahah oh my gosh. If my dog had that issue, I'd be so disturbed!! Hope Mable feels better soon! Sounds like such an uncomfortable condition to have!
ReplyDeleteyou kill me :)
ReplyDeletehaha. You are hilarious...make my day everyday!
ReplyDeletehahahaha, this was hilarious!! and I love the footnote on what it means. haha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh my goodness this made me laugh and feel awkward. loved it! - Alyssa
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I prefer the name puddy over vagina any day of the week. Such a better sounding word, I think.
ReplyDeleteBummer on her confusion. I'm sure that can't feel good at all. On the other hand...
love the little neighborhood. You seem to blend well into it.
Emily w/Amazing Grapes
You are so freaking hilarious! Looks like you had a great time on your wee dander. My belly felt swollen when I thought I was pregnant but never my puddy. Didn't even know I had a puddy until today!
ReplyDeleteLOLing through this whole post.
ReplyDeletePoor dog though. That's gotta feel really...weird. Though I guess they don't know any better?
oh, that poor vulva :( maybe she can be the new star of a new tlc series: 'I Didn't Know I was Pregnant: Dog Edition' !
ReplyDeleteI love that you called it puddy, so cute. Adorable dog too, maybe it is a Jesus pup :). Save all the lost dogs out there lol.
ReplyDeleteCute pictures by the way, love the color of your sweater.
I'm in love with your hair, it is amazing! And the way you write is hilarious, love it <3333
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You are too funny! Love it and very jealous of your new flat, BEAUTIFUL! Hopefully someday (In my plan...but way down the road) we can move over seas!
ReplyDeleteI haven't laughed so hard at one blog post in so long. Thank you!
ReplyDelete- Britt
@itsalovestory: I plan on coming back to the states one day...just not sure when now :) could be another year or two..or more..sorta leaving it up in the air. Ill come back to visit at least once a year though..i LOVE america..and I can only survive so long without their food.
ReplyDeletei really want to hug and kiss mable. even if she's a bit confused about the fact that she is not with child.
ReplyDeleteyou're the one blogger that i've ever heard the word use the word "vulva" not in a post about a birth story or what happens after. so thank you for that. keepin it real.
ReplyDeleteOh your post made me laugh hehe. I went to the university of st andrews and have such fond memories of my four years spent in scotland!
ReplyDeleteBhahahaha. Love this. Eeek. Awkward.
ReplyDeleteI think I have a crush on Mable. Like... I want to kidnap her and squeeze her. Weird..
Now I am officially jealous of you living over there. Big time!
ReplyDeletehahahah ummm awkwarddd...hahaha...but mable is a cutie!!
ReplyDeletemable is an irish stud!
ReplyDeleteThis made me spit out water from laughing! Thank you for that-- much needed!
ReplyDeletethank you thank you for using the word puddy instead of vagina.
ReplyDeleteI can never bring myself to say it aloud so I have been resigned to using "kitty" when speaking in those terms.
Love the outfit girl.
ReplyDeleteyou dirtball. my mom made us call it a toydee. don't ask why. grant and i were talking about what word we are going to use with the fetus and i personally like puddy. points to auntie megs.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Is there anything off limits on here?! Love it.
ReplyDeletePS: Y'all two cuties totally need a dog.
LoL this story made me chuckle. Of course a swollen puddy really isn't something to chuckle about I s'pose.
ReplyDeletelmao I love this post. And that would be insanely awkward haha
ReplyDeleteHAHAH omg im dying
ReplyDeletei went to teh museum of sex in NYC, totally normal, and then have an animal sex floor
they had a SCULPTURE. a LIFE SIZE SCULPTURE of two girl monkeys rubbing their swollen "puddys" together to try and be pregnant. sorry ladies, aint gonna work that way!
yay for scotland! please inherit an accent and do a vlog
xoxox
hahaah.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world just happened.
im seriously so confused.
Dogs are so precious and weird in their own special way but what that girl is doing just confuses me.
Praise God I'll never go through that...
and puddy...
...
hahahahha
♥cheche
This post was so hilarious. I CAN'T. HANDLE. IT.
ReplyDeleteYour new neighbourhood looks beautiful!
But seriously... 'tickle'? HAHAHAHA! I die.
Oh man, you said puddy and now I'm laughing out loud trying to hold it in because my man is sleeping next to me! Puddy. Ha
ReplyDeleteI just spit out the chips I was eating because I started laughing at all this dog puddy business. bahahaha
ReplyDeleteaww that sucks! i have mini schnauzer just like your bf's brother (:
ReplyDeleteoh hey scotland! gorge. and the jumping pup is the best -- made me very happy :) poor thing, poor puddy....
ReplyDeletethe background is gorgeous, the dog is adorable, my cats name is Mabel (maebel) and the puddy-ness made me laugh out loud. I too have a very inappropriate sense of humor!
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