|this umbrella was clearly effective....|
You can stand on the beach in northern Ireland (UK)
and see across to southern Ireland (Republic of Ireland)..
two different countries.
This would be day two of my trip to Ireland.
On this particular day I was sans horrific kidney pain
(thank you drugs)
and proceeded to express my joy by running through a field..
while it was raining.
I stepped on what I thought was a rock
only to realize it was a giant mound of cow poop.
I know what you are thinking..
how on earth did you mistake poop for a rock??
We may never know the answer to that friends..