| hi am 12 years old and eat 4 packets of gushers in 2 minutes flat. strawberry is my favorite. |
| combo drive through fast food was america's glory moment. I personally like the Taco bell/Pizza Hutt combo. |
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| the mysterious soft drink known as rootbeer...get on it Europe. |
| this is a tuna melt. you cant tell because the tuna is being smothered by the cheese. just how i like it. |
| uhm...that would be ranch dressing..not soup. |
| necklace: IHOD, glasses: stolen off of my brothers face, wine: #4 |
only in America can you order a side of ranch dressing
and get two bowls full of it.
Like, soup sized bowls.
Clearly that is too much ranch for my 30-100 french fries..
I mean, I like to bathe and roll around in ranch as much as the next American..
but not in public.
c'mon people.






GASP I want those gusherssss and oh my goodness can we please eat together, I feel like you would know what the best thing to get would be!
ReplyDeleteHaha i refuse to grow up.
ReplyDeleteI’m more of a gummy bear/fruit snacks girl. and rootbeer. Its one of Gods greatest creations. And I am also very certain that God loves me a whoole lot because he created DIET rootbeer.
And ranch. Ranch is a necessary. Have you ever dipped your PASTA into it? delissh!
ok this fat girls goin to lunch.
I can tell you from my experience as a server at a wings place... people really use that much ranch for tiny amounts of food. It's disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI want to hate you for eating like that and looking like you do, but I can't.
In Colorado, we have KenTacoHut (KFC, Taco Bell, AND Pizza Hut.) Ridiculous or amazing? I'm not sure yet.
ReplyDeleteI have a pretty bad obsession with gushers. Whenever my boyfriend and I purchase a box, they're usually gone within 10 mins or so haha. My fav are the blue ones. :)
ReplyDeleteDoes that make me a disgusting American that I bathe and roll around in my ranch in public? Any I also bathe and roll around in honey when I eat chicken nuggets.
ReplyDeleteShit. I'm an awful human being.
OMG gushers! hahaha! i forgot those existed. i have tried explaining root beer to the italians. they just don't want to get it. then they try it and love it. bah. why don't we open up a burger joint in our respective countries? we'd be famous.
ReplyDeleteRanch dressing soup!! ;) My favorite! Haha!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd root beer? What's that?! lol
Don't try to explain it...haha, I tried to explain it to a friend of mine and all she gave me was an irritated look and then I think she got mad at me. Not sure why though. But I know I tried to explain what root beer was. Hmmmm.... :((( Just sad!!!
I hope you've been to In&Out.. at least 10 times since you've been home.
ReplyDeleteyummm american junk food. welcome to the land of the obese :) ha
ReplyDeletewhilst on a vacation to the beach a month ago, i got a random hankering for gushers. i stopped at the classiest wal-mart possible and picked up a box. by the time we got to the next exit, said box was gone. they are magically delicious.
ReplyDeleteYou are clearly enjoying your stay at home ;-)
ReplyDeleteMust.eat.something.now. I'm drooling! You got me, girl.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Apparently, in our blog posts today, we are both 12 years old. Mind Twins, I tell ya. xoxo
Your love for wine makes me think we can be great friends, and your love for cheetos reminds me that I could eat the BIG entire pack in a day during college exams, I'd only take breaks to lick my fingers! So 4 packs of Gushers almost sounds healthy!!
ReplyDeletexo C.
I love our gluttonous country! LOL.. oh, and gushers are the bomb.com! Glad you're living it up.
ReplyDeleteTuna melt my heart!
ReplyDeleteExcess ranch, yes. but there's nothing like homemade ranch brought straight to your table in all it's delicious glory to make a meal perfect-o.
Live up the last week you're there! As if you aren't..
I knew I should've eaten lunch before I read this post! Gah, I'm STARVING now.
ReplyDeleteBathing in ranch is totally acceptable. I've been known to smother my spaghetti, lasagna, pizza, and almost any other food group with ranch. De-LICIOUS!
I would dip anything in Ranch. Wow how I want those fries in ranch right this moment.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely love me some gushers!!
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of in love with the food voyage you've been on. It makes me laugh. And smile. And thankful for American food. Cheers to your next taste-tastical adventure!
ReplyDeletei find it utterly ridiculous when you have to PAY for extra dressing over here.
ReplyDeletethis post made my tummy growl for some ranch, gushers(didn't know they were still around), and that big sandwich. these little baby sandwiches over here just aren't cutting it all the time.
What I wouldn't do for gushers right now! Is that ranch from Denny's? Hahahah I hope not because if I recognized that I am such a foodie, I need to slow my role.
ReplyDeleteGood lord this post is AMAZING! Those gushers bring me back to my high school days... Love those dang things. I need some, now. And that tuna melt looks divine! You are such a tease <3
ReplyDeleteRoot beer NEEDS to come to the UK! I remember it being sold in McDonalds about twenty years ago (really? I'm THAT old?) but it disappeared only to be found on trips to the US. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteoh great.....now i'm super hungry!!!! haha! :)
ReplyDeleteEngland doesn't have root beer either? Or soup bowls of ranch?? Well, that settles it, I am never visiting there.
ReplyDeleteI love ranch. On lots of things. And I love gushers. Reminds me of sitting at my brothers baseball games and snacking on them! haha
ReplyDeleteseriously, europe.
ReplyDeleteranch and rootbeer is not too much to ask.
Oh good grief. Ranch dressing...I put it on everything.
ReplyDeleteI AM SO HUNGRY NOW. But not just hungry, hungry for JUNK. THANKS A LOT MEGAN!!!
ReplyDeleteAMERICAAAAAAA!
ReplyDeletei tried to give up dipping my fries in ranch. it didnt last long.... o and dont miss my BIG burger photo in tomorrows bday weekend recap post tomorrow. i think you'll appreciate it. xo
I've just read through your last few recent posts.. & have concluded you are hilarious!! Also YUM at the American food.. I've come back from 3 months in the USA 6 pounds heavier.. I blame it on the 2 weeks in South Carolina ;)
ReplyDeleteMegan x
www.whatwegandidnext.com
Fruit gushers, cheeto puffs and rootbeer oooh my!! i love all of those like a whole lot! esp when its girls night and all we want is yummy junk food! haha... no rootbeer in europe?! what the heck are you kidding me! =/ that is just not cool. get with the program europe!
ReplyDeleteps.
blue bottle coffee is probably the best coffee you will ever have in your entire life. it's in san francisco freshly brewed as soon as you order and completely organic words just can't describe its greatness! :) if you ever visit the city its a definite must! <3 <3
I have just stumbled across your blog and I absolutely love it!
ReplyDeleteThis post is great, I love the look of that tuna melt. I just want to eat it all up :)
Love, Niki @ LQM&M
xo
gushers reminds me of my childhood. i used to eat them and fruit rollups, and fruit by the foot all the time-- or at least when my mother wasn't paying attention... :-)
ReplyDeleteRose and ranch? Ravishing.
ReplyDeletesome people may think you were exaggerating when you said that was glass-o-wine number 4, but i know you speak the truth.
ReplyDeletei prefer honey mustard for fry-dipping. does this make me un-American?
i haven't had a tuna melt in a bajillion years. and now i need one immeeeeediately. thanks for that.
You.are.hilarious Megan! And gorgeous! How the heck do you stay sooo thin and gorgeous? You are performing magic tricks. Obviously. xox!
ReplyDeleteOh My... you're in food heaven!!
ReplyDeletemmmm looks soooooo good, maybe i'll indulge a little later :)
ReplyDeleteGushers . . . I literally have to restrain myself from eating the entire box.
ReplyDeleteI am now STARVING. Thanks a lot, I thought we were friends! ;)
<3 leigh
I seriously had no idea that they still made Gushers. Where have I been? (obviously on the WRONG grocery store aisle.)
ReplyDeleteI used to totally gorge on those during 6th grade math class.
damn that chicken salad bagel sandwich looks good. fit to eat i say!
ReplyDeleteI love this post, but now my mouth is watering...not a good thing when I'm stuck at work for another 8 hours :( Live it up (and eat it up) girlfriend!
ReplyDeleteI used to love Gushers! I haven't had them in so long. I'm just like you - one package is never enough.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making my mouth water with this post! Now I want something to eat haha
OMG you're making me drool! All of those look soo soo good! Looks like I'll be having a chicken salad (not sure if that's chicken salad or tuna - they both look very similar) bagel tomorrow morning ;)
ReplyDeletexo katie elizabeth
ohheyylife.blogspot.com
lol your post makes me hungry... for gushers :) I could eat a whole box in one sitting if someone would let me!
ReplyDeletesure looks a lot fun.....amazing pictures.....great food
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SO funny, I just commented on my blog about my love for McDonalds. I enjoy good high quality food as much as the next guy but i have a serious love for junk food. I was never a huge fan of gushers as much as fruit roll ups. Superb!
ReplyDeletemmmmmm food food food, seriously, I love pictures of food!
ReplyDelete...and once again I am headed to the pantry because of YOU!
ReplyDeleteMy thighs dislike you...;-)
yay! I read this post AFTER writing my comment on your most recent post about you modeling for CARLS JR. And after i sent it I thought. "well CheChe..." i said to myself "You could be assuming that just because MEGAN loves every fast food joint known to all americans means that she likes Carls. She may in fact despise Carls Jr.".... But then I saw this post and sighed relief.
ReplyDeleteyou can still model for Carls Jr. in my world.
♥cheche
I know... That would have been horrible if you had hated Carls Jr. I don't even want to imagine. I mean.. My joke would have been nullified. Thus resulting in the end of my blog life.
that tuna melt is ♥♥♥! It's totally di-vine!
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My hubs and I eat just about that much ranch on our fries. It's really the one way to eat fries.
ReplyDeleteHi -
ReplyDeleteIt's 8:20 on Sunday morning and now I am starving! Your food pics have me drooling and wondering "What's there to eat" right now, in my fridge? Cheeseburger sounds amazing.
xxoo,
Windsor
http://eatlovebikini.blogspot.com/
you're so funny. The ranch dressing thing - hilarious. I want to try root beer. x
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