the answer is..
absolutely nothing.
Except maybe I need them both to survive.
I received an UH-mazing little care package
from the saucy Brazilian living in the USA..
Ana.
Knowing my love for all things unhealthy,
she sent me some tasty treats via snail mail.
I swear,
you bloggers are the bomb.com
Ive said it before..
and ill say it again..
you.complete.me.
there were more..
but i ate them as soon as I opened the box...
Guys..
my hair is killing my brush.
you read that right..
not my brush is killing my hair..
but my hair is beating my brush to a pulp.
It is so abusive.
I hear my brush crying as my hair grabs it by the neck and chokes it..
but there is nothing I can do..
sometimes you just have to let the ones you love make their own mistakes..
I don't know how this metaphor got started..
its taken a dark turn though..
I should stop watching so many lifetime movies.
sad face.
to cheer you up though I have the winner of the Loveleigh giveaway!!
Yay steph!
E mail me your information and Leigh will get that necklace sent to you!!
girlfriend, hair like yours deserves a more legit brush.
ReplyDeletetalk about abusive hair, my brush has experienced the same mistreatment .
ReplyDeletemy computer was lagging so literally I was trying to think of something that a brush and candy had in common but had no such luck!
ReplyDeleteyour poor hairbrush! I treat mine like poop sometimes. Like the time I had a knot in my hair and i was so fed up with it i threw it and it snapped in half WOOPSIE!
your hair is awesome though and I think any hairbrush is lucky to have your hair
that sounds creepy!
enjoy your CAANNNDDY
xoxox
That's the worst when your hairbrush goes from being a dedicated friend to your worst enemy. I tend to mourn the loss when it happens.
ReplyDeleteThose treats look amazing, btw!
Those chocolates look so good! Like you, I have a bad obsession with all things unhealthy but I tend to go through phases. Right now I'm in a "crave everything and anything that's sour" phase, haha.
ReplyDeleteOhmigoodness! That brush is like something out of a horror film. You need a great big sturdy one with all that gawgeous hair of yours, my dear! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd yay for friends who send exotic candy. I need me one of those!
o wowzah girl. go get a new brush stat!
ReplyDeletexoxo jillian:: cornflake dreams
i was going through the same thing with my hair, no brush could survive, so i just opted to never brush it again. i let it do what it wants, it's just a matter of survival!
ReplyDeleteOh hello yummy candy!!!! How fun... and really.. you need to have a talk with you hair. Your poor abused brush.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I have crazy curly hair so I fully understand the beating of the brush. I've kind of given up on brushing my hair to be honest. Is that gross? Hmm..
ReplyDeleteHaha, great post..
ReplyDeleteLuckily, my hair is to thin to treat my brush that way, haha..
Poor brush. Poor, poor brush. It looks so sad and mangled!
ReplyDeleteoh those lifetime movies!!! those look like delicious candies! :)
ReplyDeleteYou really make me laugh! Love this blog!
ReplyDeleteYour hairbrush has taken a serious beating! LOL!
Does hair have to sit in the naughty corner? :P
Much love, Bailey from Vanilla Blonde
my hair is just as abusive... maybe i need to find a brush that can put up with her stuff (putting it mildly) :b
ReplyDeletegirlfriend you need a bigger brush. or your hair needs to stop attacking its friends. :)
ReplyDeletexo::Lauren @ tickled.
Oh no! Bad hair! Ana is so sweet to do that! Maybe I should get on a care package for you....(:
ReplyDeleteI love you Megan... but you are past due for a new brush.
ReplyDeleteAnyone in blog land volunteering to send one? because I most definitely will.
CarissaExplainsItAll
My hair used to rip brushes apart until my insane friend bought me a mason pearson - which, for the record, I would have never purchased for myself. I also love love love candy. Treats is my middle name!
ReplyDeleteMmm I want some of that candy too...please, PLEASE, please Ana? hehe
ReplyDeleteNew hair? NO
New brush? YES!
xoxo
Alicia Mi Mundo
right on to SWEET surprise packages :) How fun to have brazilian candy?? :)
ReplyDeleteand i'm sorry about your brush...you've got some stellar hair though!! and you can replace the brush, but not those gorgeous locs! :)
foreign-ish candy! oh my yum!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, let the brush free. That poor thing is being strangled and it's grasping for anything to breath with those sad bent arms.
ReplyDeletePoor poor thing, my heart cries out to it right now. :(
This post just made me realize that I haven't used my hair brush in months...I had no idea!
ReplyDeletei don't even need a brush. i just run my fingers through the 4 hairs I have and call it a day.
ReplyDeleteYum Yum. Now, after you get your fill of chocolatey goodness, why don't you head on down to the British version of CVS and pick yourself up a new brush. Preferably a sturdier version than your current one. :)
ReplyDeleteAghhhhh, I need a new brush too. Not that I ever really brush my hair. I probably should though. My genes plus pregnancy hormones...it's out of control! xoxo
ReplyDeleteha, i like bridget's comment.
ReplyDeletealso, you might be interested to know that on june 8, i have a post very similar to this one scheduled.
mark your calendar.......
also mark it for july 4th. that's when i'm coming to visit you. right? where else am i gonna spend the 4th of july.
woah...that was intense.
ReplyDeletenow where's my ice cream/chocolate?
SO glad the chocolate made it all the way there and that you liked it!!!! :)
ReplyDeletexoxo, Ana
I think it might be time for a new hair brush! I love reading your blog I always get a laugh!
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I think you need a better hairbrush, love!! That thing looks like it has been through an episode of Criminal Minds! Ha!
ReplyDeleteI think the brush got what it deserved. Evil brush.
ReplyDeleteWhenever you post about the food first I never make it any further...
ReplyDelete...something about a brush?
Poor brush :( Your hair and brush need to take a time out until they can learn to play nice together.
ReplyDeleteMy hair has been killing my brush since the 4th grade. Ugghhhhhhhh. In other news, I'm jealous of the candy you got in the mail. Def way better than the kind you have to cart home on your own, hidden from boyfriends view in purse, and consumed during trips to "get something in the bedroom" during commercial breaks on the tv. xo! Love your blog!
ReplyDeletekind of proud you posted that pic of your hairbrush with all the hair in it. Makes me feel slightly more normal for pulling out wads of hair three times a week from mine!
ReplyDeletesorry I have been a little absentee lately, I got a J-O-B and can't handle juggling part time work, online school, housewife duties and blogging! ah!
you never cease to amuse me. my brush would probably look like that too... IF i used one! My poor husband.
ReplyDeleteAw, that's a good friend right there!
ReplyDeleteyour poor brush...or, rather, your poor hair!!
ReplyDeletesomeone get that girl a better brush!
I hear you on the Lifetime movies- they're so cheesy but I've still watched a few....too many :)