In case you were wondering if i was actually as strangely inappropriate
slash awkward in person
here is a video my brother and I made.
Long before I left for England..
I didn't fly home just to make this video
then fly back.
Although that is something i would probably do.
Please don't be jealous of my incredible singing voice..
we cannot all be as gifted as myself.
I also will not be offended if after 20 seconds you turn off the video.
My brother is currently single.
He is 21.
I am taking applications to date him.
Pimping him out.
Like the time he charged his friends $50 to take me on a date.
I am totally worth at least $60..