Dearest Nottingham,
We have been together for six months now.
six months.
that is like a lifetime in teenage years.
I must admit,
I am liking you more these days.
Now that you have gotten out of your dreary funk.
Although, truth be told,
when my friend gave me a strange look,
then reached over and pulled a gray hair out of my head,
I immediately blamed you.
This is just one of many negative things I blame on you.
Others include but are not limited to:
my pasty complexion,
the rapid growth of my eyebrow hair,
the tangled rats nest that lays in bundles on top of my head,
my dry skin,
and the blister on my foot.
I am a side cramp away from being in an abusive relationship.
However,
You are teaching me a few positive things as well.
For instance,
how to not care about what other people think of me..
except the crying all day and taking a depressed nap for 6 hours
after being verbally assaulted by my supervisor was NOT a step in the right direction.
baby steps.
Embracing being a college student.
And by that I mean skipping class to drink a cider outside..
more then once.
And now that classes have ended,
and the sun is making the occasional appearance,
along with the flowers blooming,
I am more inclined to say "I love you Nottingham"
rather then "I want to punch you in the face."
xx,
Your maid Marion.




awww I like you.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the humor you included in this...
even though I wanted to cry for you a little bit towards the end there...
America loves you. (I mean I didn't take a poll or anything. I just know)
CarissaExplainsItAll
Oh deary if you saw all my gray hairs we'd look like chimps with you standing over me pulling them all out. It's sad and we're so young! =/
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you I stayed in Nottingham in January? no...wait that was Kensington, darn sorry. If only I knew you then :(
I'll second the "America loves you" its a true story!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that you are starting to love it there, but don't get too comfy. It's time to come home where you belong. Don't cheat on America. We have fast food. And walmart. And heat and sun.
ReplyDeletehysterical. glad you're starting to enjoy it. NOT glad that your supervisor yelled at you! not nice supervisor, not nice.
ReplyDeletehappy weekend! xo! Lauren @ tickled.
Awww that is so sweet and funny and sad. Now THAT'S a talent...to incorporate all of those into one :-)
ReplyDeleteLove it :)
Hope you'll come visit me...
Vanilla Blonde
Very clever conversation with a city you seem to have a love/hate relationship with.
ReplyDeleteGlad Nottingham will be treating you better in the days to come.
P.S.Especially liked the grey hair mention. In my case, I found it, but was horrified. One of my besties said not to worry though, she has been plucking hers since she was 16 (as has my baby sis).
You're so cute. I want to punch your supervisor in the face.
ReplyDeleteYou're inspiring me to write one of these letters...I should wait until the end of the year though, that way I will have some sun before I start tearing Seattle to shreds.
(:
Awww girl. Wth is wrong with your superviser?! Do you need me to stab him/her with a shrimp fork for you?! Because I'll totally do it, no questions asked.
ReplyDeleteYou're funny. And I hope things only get better and better for you now.
PS - I have a million white hairs already. I am not even shitting you when I say that I ALREADY DYE MY HAIR DUE TO ALL THE WHITIES. It is sickening. My grandmother had a full head of white hair by the time she was in her thirties, and I'm heading that direction. It sucks much.
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute! I'm sorry about your supervisor...I cried about mean teachers, too...although I didn't always make it out of their presence before it started :)
ReplyDeleteyou are not experiencing college life if you dont skip class! so dont u worry cherub..skipping class is OK!
ReplyDeletebut your supervisor does not sound OK. tell him to suck a bag of D's if ya know what I'm sayinnnn
im dirty. okay BYE
xoxo
Love your sign-off on this post :) So funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd blahh to being verbally abused by your supervisor! I DO NOT do well in those kind of situations. My eyes immediately tear up, and then I get myself even MORE upset because I'm on the verge of crying. Mehh.
Glad you and Nottingham are embarking on a much more positive relationship!
And overgrown eyebrows are at least better than the too-thin, overplucked variety! Now those are bad.
you are not maid marion.
ReplyDeleteyou are robin longstride, also known as robin of the hood.
we have been over this.
get your ish together.
#awkwardshark
This is cute! And hurray for not caring what others think, seriously it's a waste of time adn thoughts:-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely letter and lovely blog you have! I stumbled upon yours through the wonderful "Hey Gorgeous" blog and am so glad I did! I hope you have a fun-filled weekend ahead! I used to live in London, England and now live in CA...we did a swap! I hope you are enjoying our adventure!
ReplyDeleteLiesl :)
dear nottingham,
ReplyDeletei'm on my way....
..kinda.
love,
um...friar tuck?
Dear Maid Marion,
ReplyDeleteI hope you frolic in the sunlight and bask in its warmth.
I hope you scold and punish those unruly grays.
I hope you continuously sip on salacious ciders. (that does not make any sense, but I sort of like how it rolled across the tongue. No?)
And I hope you quietly torment those who thrust you into despair.
Sincerely,
Your Robin Hood
PS. Embrace said pasty complexion. I like it. And that's all the reason you need.
So awesome...I love the way you worded this. I remember living in Europe...felt similar on many days :)
ReplyDeletedon't you love the adventure of life!
God bless you!!
Charissa
Do NOT pluck/pull the sparklies out! They grow in kinky and coarse and stick straight up! Don't do it! Just don't.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry about your supervisor :(
I remember when 6 months totally felt like a lifetime! Now if flies by. Crap. I'm getting old!
I can just feel the love! Glad you and Nottingham have made up:-)
ReplyDeleteP.S. It's sunny in my city today. Let the Portland wooing begin! xoxo
Ahh hysterical. Sounds like you two have a love hate relationship.
ReplyDeleteXO, Katie
Running on Happiness
You.are.amazing.
ReplyDeletemove to FL when your Nottingham affair has ended?
K thanks.
Just watched the new Robin Hood...so I was already thinking in that direction. And then BAM. There you go signing as Maid Marion. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteMy eyebrow hair always grows rapidly....I have nothing to blame it on. :)
just stumbled across yourlovely blog! sounds like a fun new adventure to spend a year abroad in englad.
ReplyDeleteadding that to my list of things to do in life. i love it!
you're starting to get occasional glimpses of sun? i am now officially jealous of the weather in england. this is not a good sign.
ReplyDeleteI loved this entry. Your touches of humor are fab!
ReplyDeletei've heard big eyebrows are in.. nottingham might be on to something. o and sip some cider for me! :) xoxo jcd
ReplyDeleteI just came across your blog and love it!!!
ReplyDeletethis is fantastic. xx
ReplyDeleteI felt your pain & joy while reading this. 6 hour naps are necessary sometimes, you know?
ReplyDeleteyayy for the warmer weather, xo
your blog is so beautiful! i love this little letter/poem, especially the robin hood type reference. always loved those stories and always will! =)
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Oh girlfriend, I will fly on over there and kick whoever's ass I need to to make sure they don't ever make you cry again. I hope from here on out thngs get amazing for you. Just know you have a gazillion friends in bloggy land standing behind you :) XO hugs!
ReplyDeletethat is what I love about my fro. MY curls are so tight and packed if I had a grey she would be soooooo hard to find. Crazy little freaky greys. I'm interested in knowing something btw... Does the cider taste at all like APPLE!??? lol I know it may sound silly but I never knew you could make alcoholic cider so I just wanted to know... teeheehee
ReplyDeleteNottingham may need to do some time and see an anger management counselor btw.
♥Chetreanna
Awesome :) Can I blame all my problems on Nottingham also? It would really take the pressure off my husband.
ReplyDeletei am pasty with eyebrow problems as well- and i have no excuses like europe to blame it on. dang.
ReplyDeletexoxo!
Hi!
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#goodjobnottingham
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#iloveMegantheVSmodel/scientist
I just love your writing. I'm sorry about your supervisor though...ugh :-/
ReplyDeleteaw :( I hope you're feeling better and had a great weekend! I can't wait till you move back to the states!
ReplyDeleteI love writing letters to inanimate objects/places, too. I love this one. That flower is such a little speck of happiness :)
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhh yehhhhh i am liking nottingham recently too :) x
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad things are looking up there, Rhonds! I think everyone gets the blahs no matter where they are in the winter! Unless they're in, like, St. Lucia. Then there are probably no blahs. Just sun. And booze. And water. Hm. Can we go?
ReplyDeleteBoooo stupid instructors. I will send bad voodoo vibes to that person! Glad you are enjoying you time there now!
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better I am completely jealous of you. I want to live abroad so much! I just don't even know how to go about finding a job for my husband and I and moving...??? Your blog is lovely btw. xoxo
ReplyDeleteGet outside and enjoy that sunshine....Nottingham is shining for you. Finally. :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I just love your sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI would definately blame these things on Nottingham and then demand some nice warm weather!
<3 have a lovely week dear!
hahah the sun is coming out!
ReplyDeletelove your sense of humour. i lived in england too and yes the weather ughhh it can get you down. but trust me, you'll miss it when you go home!
ReplyDeleteStunningly beautiful blog.. i love it.
Lindsay
What a charming blog :) i love it.
ReplyDeletexo
Erin
pinkandpolos.blogspot.com